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hairy
03-14-2009, 08:47 PM
Rocket Scientists Shoot Down Mosquitoes With Lasers (http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123680870885500701.html)

-Humans, Butterflies Remain Unharmed; The 'Star Wars' Connection

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb118/jamesrai/photon0.jpg

Protico
03-15-2009, 06:11 AM
...the Cold War missile-defense strategy will be reborn as a WMD: Weapon of Mosquito Destruction.

This is pure gold.

Orellon
03-16-2009, 11:35 AM
I always thought Laser Tag was way cooler than Photon.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3098/2661803460_30ac56fc05.jpg?v=0

Tweeden
03-17-2009, 12:00 PM
http://www.flixxy.com/starwars-mosquito-laser-system.htm

Protico
03-17-2009, 12:09 PM
http://www.flixxy.com/starwars-mosquito-laser-system.htm

I can't click this because I am afraid of the potential for child pornography charges at the other end.

Tweeden
03-17-2009, 12:10 PM
Certified CP free

Protico
03-17-2009, 12:54 PM
Whatever Tweeden posted, this is better. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoGYx35ypus)

hairy
03-18-2009, 05:50 AM
Spacebat is watching you masterbate (http://i.gizmodo.com/5173385/shuttle+riding-bat-dies-the-most-glorious-death-imaginable)

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2009/03/spacebat.jpg

TGOR
03-18-2009, 11:32 AM
Spacebat trembled as his frail mammalian body was gently pushed skyward

GENTLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY